Since we appear to be on the brink, as a civilization, of making precisely that mistake, I figured better safe than Sodom. You see, it turns out (so I’m told, by people who really seem to know what they’re talking about) that God destroys societies that embrace and normalize homosexual relationships. I actually debated putting off the conversation to a less celebratory time, but time, it seems, is the one luxury which we currently lack. Nothing like an all-destructive act of divine carpet bombing to kindle the holiday spirit.
